waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
people that chew so loud and talk while eating are the root cause of global warming
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.